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Anon

Hello, and thank you for visiting my World Wide Web page (which definitely looks better on a Macintosh, incidentally, if you set your proportional font to Palatino 12.)

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alexander. I was born March 9th, 1995 in Fairfax, Virginia.

I am, in point of fact, a Golden Retriever, and I live in a large, white, five-bedroom, centrally heated den which I have graciously agreed to share with my master and his housemates whose appointed task it is to feed me, groom me, pat me, take me for walks, supply me with bones, and generally attend to my every whim.

As you can see from the above title, my full name is Alexander Stone, and I'm available to play catch, go for scenic walks, and overall to have you attend to my every need. The fact of the matter is that my owner (hereinafter referred to as the Pack Leader) is inordinately proud of the fact that I have a champion in every generation in my pedigree going way back to the great flood.

Of course, for my part I am much too well bred to openly boast of such things. I only mention it here because the Pack Leader has insisted upon it. And since he controls the supply of vitals, bones, pats, tummy rubs, daily walks, etc, etc, I feel obliged to accede to his request - albeit I do so with considerable reluctance.

If you would like to read something of my life and times, and view some photographs of me at various stages in my career, just click on one of the top four buttons opposite.

If you would like to visit the World Wide Web pages of some of my Golden Retriever friends around the world, click on the INTERNET FRIENDS button opposite.

If you happen to be a Golden Retriever, I would be absolutely chuffed if you would send me a message. To do this, click on the E-MAIL button opposite.